Gee you write one slightly critical piece on sales tax, ok maybe two and...
The City of Boulder has decided to audit my company's tax payments. Gee, what a surprise.
So I would like to make the following statement:
Dear City of Boulder Tax Department;
I want to say that those earlier diaries were actually written by an intern and I just put my name on them. Needless to say this is totally the fault of said intern and she has been fired.
I personally not only think you are doing a superb job collecting taxes, but doing so in a way that all businesses find to be so smooth and easy that they are happy to pay taxes.
You are all also one of the best looking groups of people I have ever seen. I am surprised that Hollywood has not come calling to hire all of you.
I think I speak for everyone in Boulder when I say how lucky we are to have you working for us as our overlords.
